Episode 50 is here... with a twist! Enjoy and for once... COMMENT damn it!
Sunday, September 18, 2011
AaRLs Comic Episode 050 - Flashback Askew
Episode 50 is here... with a twist! Enjoy and for once... COMMENT damn it!
Monday, September 12, 2011
Final Fantasy 13-3?
http://www.ps3trophies.org/news/news-4661-Is-Square-Enix-Planning-a-Final-Fantasy-XIII-3-.html
I have to ask now... from a non bashing point this time...NOT! WHY?! How many times are we going to go down this road? Is this really the future of Final Fantasy? How many times do you beat the horse before it lays down... then beat it some more until it stops crying... then beat it again till it dies? Do you still beat it some more? Even if this is a cruel joke by some one other than SE... even if FF13-2 is a wonderful game (COUGH BULLSHIT... but it has time travelling in this time... seriously here: http://www.ps3trophies.org/news/news-4640-Final-Fantasy-XIII-2--Historia-Crux--Time-Travel-System-Unveiled.html )
Is this really how games will be made. Even before the 2nd one is released, there are already hints of a third starting to be made... THIS even after the first in the 13 series FAILED and even SE admits it to a point... altough a small one.
Anyone remember way back in April 2004 when this game to light? I thought it was 05 myself. Go look it up... YOU HAD nearly 6 years to a final release date... And now you pump them out one after another and even before theyre done? You failed at FF14... made it free... still fail... announce another MMO (Dragon Quest) and you still fail... stocks tank... go and announce FF13-3... FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Why not just make thee "FINAL" Fantasy and end it all together. Call it like Final Fantasy XV: Hopefully This Time We Got It Right... then announce a sequel the next day after starting production on it and call it FF15-2: I Guess Not But Youll Still Buy It You Fanboys...then why not go one more step and announce a 3rd in the 15 series and call that one: FF15-3: Wow Your Still Buying This Shit? Only this time since all but 4 people are left with a preorder for the game... include a super secert preorder download video for HD FFNES-FF12 hidden in the game code... thus reigniting the Final Fantasy craze and start all over. But then say its a tech demo for PS4 pissing everyone off again... but then to save face announce a brand new FF with an edgy title. Call it FF16:S3 (Super Sweet Sixteen) Insert hentai, porn and demand all FF girls ever in the game ONLY... but show nothing except mosaics and pixels... maybe a story or line. After that bombs except in hentai circles and basements everyhwere... or until its cracked with a nude patch. Announce FF17:Almost Legal In Most Parts... Its a remake of 16 just with less clothes... but include timetravelling in this one so we can see them with more clothes... and remove some censorship. When that fails too in 2017 (going rate of FF releases). In 2018 announce FF18: FINALLY LEGAL! And just make everyone nude in glorious 4320ppp graphics and TTTHHHXXX surround (make my ears explode) sound and give the remaining one fan and cellar creatures what they want! Almost forgot.. dont forget you limied edtion sets complete with blowup dolls of your favortie ff girls, collector cup made in china that you cant drink from unless your a mutant. Release already translated doujins saving us time with all post FF16 games and release the games sound track even though you can access it on the game from the options menu...
THEN... for added kicks... announce a 5th remake of all cartridge era games complete with full hentai sequences now. All that inbetween your main series releases
Why not just fast forward to the end of Final Fantasy... "Thee Final Fantasy: Wada Is Dead" (Highest selling FF ever in one day) Out sells all FF titles EVER in one day!
What a fucking tangent! What a fucking joke!
PS: Dont blink... youll miss a FF release somewhere
PS2: Remember when this series was fun/game/story driven/made sense? and wasnt about making money and beating horses beyond death?...Neither do I!
I have to ask now... from a non bashing point this time...NOT! WHY?! How many times are we going to go down this road? Is this really the future of Final Fantasy? How many times do you beat the horse before it lays down... then beat it some more until it stops crying... then beat it again till it dies? Do you still beat it some more? Even if this is a cruel joke by some one other than SE... even if FF13-2 is a wonderful game (COUGH BULLSHIT... but it has time travelling in this time... seriously here: http://www.ps3trophies.org/news/news-4640-Final-Fantasy-XIII-2--Historia-Crux--Time-Travel-System-Unveiled.html )
Is this really how games will be made. Even before the 2nd one is released, there are already hints of a third starting to be made... THIS even after the first in the 13 series FAILED and even SE admits it to a point... altough a small one.
Anyone remember way back in April 2004 when this game to light? I thought it was 05 myself. Go look it up... YOU HAD nearly 6 years to a final release date... And now you pump them out one after another and even before theyre done? You failed at FF14... made it free... still fail... announce another MMO (Dragon Quest) and you still fail... stocks tank... go and announce FF13-3... FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Why not just make thee "FINAL" Fantasy and end it all together. Call it like Final Fantasy XV: Hopefully This Time We Got It Right... then announce a sequel the next day after starting production on it and call it FF15-2: I Guess Not But Youll Still Buy It You Fanboys...then why not go one more step and announce a 3rd in the 15 series and call that one: FF15-3: Wow Your Still Buying This Shit? Only this time since all but 4 people are left with a preorder for the game... include a super secert preorder download video for HD FFNES-FF12 hidden in the game code... thus reigniting the Final Fantasy craze and start all over. But then say its a tech demo for PS4 pissing everyone off again... but then to save face announce a brand new FF with an edgy title. Call it FF16:S3 (Super Sweet Sixteen) Insert hentai, porn and demand all FF girls ever in the game ONLY... but show nothing except mosaics and pixels... maybe a story or line. After that bombs except in hentai circles and basements everyhwere... or until its cracked with a nude patch. Announce FF17:Almost Legal In Most Parts... Its a remake of 16 just with less clothes... but include timetravelling in this one so we can see them with more clothes... and remove some censorship. When that fails too in 2017 (going rate of FF releases). In 2018 announce FF18: FINALLY LEGAL! And just make everyone nude in glorious 4320ppp graphics and TTTHHHXXX surround (make my ears explode) sound and give the remaining one fan and cellar creatures what they want! Almost forgot.. dont forget you limied edtion sets complete with blowup dolls of your favortie ff girls, collector cup made in china that you cant drink from unless your a mutant. Release already translated doujins saving us time with all post FF16 games and release the games sound track even though you can access it on the game from the options menu...
THEN... for added kicks... announce a 5th remake of all cartridge era games complete with full hentai sequences now. All that inbetween your main series releases
Why not just fast forward to the end of Final Fantasy... "Thee Final Fantasy: Wada Is Dead" (Highest selling FF ever in one day) Out sells all FF titles EVER in one day!
What a fucking tangent! What a fucking joke!
PS: Dont blink... youll miss a FF release somewhere
PS2: Remember when this series was fun/game/story driven/made sense? and wasnt about making money and beating horses beyond death?...Neither do I!
AaRLs Comic Episode 049 - Remember
Heres episode 049...dont worry its coming together soon. No more hope of it coming together... just a short wait now.
On a side note...
I dont use this email for much but I wish to the thank the hacker who did get it for a short while. I ask... why? You hacked my password which wasnt that hard to figure out only to do what? No emails sent... nothing signed up with... nothing posted... (all this according to gmail admins of course)... thanks for signing in for me I guess
Monday, September 5, 2011
Dragon Warrior X
Fuck calling it Dragon Quest, I'm from America and it was fucking Dragon Warrior when I was growing up.
Anyway, they just announced Dragon Warrior X will be a MMORPG for the Wii. Am I the only one remotely excited about this? Here's the Sankaku link, can discuss it Dragon Warrior X. It being for the Wii has me slightly worried, but then I remember, Phantasy Star Online was for the Gamecube and the Dreamcast and didn't have a HDD to store Data and the games ran fine and had plenty of updates.
Anyway, they just announced Dragon Warrior X will be a MMORPG for the Wii. Am I the only one remotely excited about this? Here's the Sankaku link, can discuss it Dragon Warrior X. It being for the Wii has me slightly worried, but then I remember, Phantasy Star Online was for the Gamecube and the Dreamcast and didn't have a HDD to store Data and the games ran fine and had plenty of updates.
AaRLs Comic Episode 048 - Strange New World
Heres episode 048. Hard to believe Im made this many so far. I think its been about a year or since I started these. Wow. Congrats to me I guess. Ill try to maintain a "once a week release" for these. Getting into that time of year where work takes over my life...
As a side note. Ive begun work on a new FFFF. (Final Fantasy Fan Fiction) Not sure when that will come out if ever but something is simmering for now.
As for the comic, dont worry... It will all make sense soon... (I hope lol)
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