A Very FF Demotivational...

Just some pix I made up. Hope you get a quick laugh from them. Enjoy!

AaRLs Comic Episode 058.2/3 - Showdown

Well here we go! This ones a realy cliffhanger... Sorry I didnt make for the 29th for the 2/3 parts! Ran into a bit of trouble here. No matter. Still got every thing done this week like I wanted to!

New episodes start weekend of Jan 14/15 - 2012.

Have a safe and happy one!

AaRLs Comic Episode 058.1 - Showdown

Here we go with part one of this weeks SUPER RELEASE. This is a 3 part XTRA large style comic. Gonna release the next one on the 29th and the final part on the 31st.

Also have some other goodies planned as well. :)

ENJOY!

FF13-2... The Fantasy Is Finally DEAD!

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AaRLs Weekly Rant - Episode 004

Fuck the day. Another thing to rant about... or actually... just question.

Why do video game companies feel the need to release games at different times in different regions? I can understand only releasing certain video games in certain areas. Like many games that are in Japan never see the rest of the World... ever! I bring this up well because of FF13-2. No no, its not growing on me nor do I feel the need to play any current FF game. But I do check in with the FFWiki page and a few other gaming news sites.

Leading up to the Japan release of FF13-2, many 'leaks' took place will in advance. Screenshots here, trailers there. Other goodies in the corner. Even a DLC video popped already just a week after the game came out. Hell even a week before the games release, the entire opening cut was leaked.

What bugs me is that, for people who want to play outside of Japan... isnt that experience ruined by all this? I mean, it takes under 5 minutes to search and see nearly every thing in the game already. What happens to Lightning, the multiple endings and all that good stuff. Not to mention already published video walkthroughs and guides/FAQ made. I know for me, if I gave a dam about a game and someone/company kept posting info about it. I would click to no end before its release here.

Basically, I ask this, do you think its time to end this region by region roll out? I mean the game isnt going to fail by SE standards. It will make back more than what it cost to make even though it doesnt matter to the core FF fans. Thats not the point. For the people that do care, I feel its things like this that ruin the gaming experience. Perhaps even cheapens it.

AaRLs Comic Episode 057 (2x) - Before The Storm

As promised (and two days early) I double helping of my wonderful comic. Celes has a chance encounter with a familar ally while SG and Kohki are nearing their end... until...

(Right click and save to your PC to view properly) (The Blogger shrunk it down a bit)


Looking forward to next weeks 3x helping. That ones gonna change every thing as you know it...

Comic Delayed

No... I didnt forget to post it. Just didnt have time to "geterdone". So Ill make up a double episode this upcoming Sat/Sun and then next Sat will see a Triple Helping of comics to end out the year. Wow, where did this year go?

PS: Walmart here in NY SUCKS BALLS! The place is a Zoo and is run by kids. Managers walking with ipods in their ears, pants down around there knees. Giving peoples layaways items out because they dont have any on the floor. And a whole bunch other horror stories. LOL..

AaRLs Weekly Rant - Episode 003

OK... this comes a day early. Or should I say 'cum'?...

As Im sure with future rants, this will fall into the category of WHAT THE FUCK?!

Step One: Click here (Promise no viruses or nothing like that): WTF?!
Step Two: Read in disbelief...
Step Three: Think about it for a second...
Step Four: Shake your head...

Ah fuck the steps... or more like your USB. Are you kidding me? Has society degraded this much that this is the result? Has the Apocalypse arrived and not told anyone? Is this really 2011 way of social interaction? Have all the women in the world turned in USB receiving devices? Look, I know Japan is crazy. I can read and see things around the Net too you know... but this... this is just beyond. Look Ill be the first to admit that Ive seen my fair share of porn out there. We all have and also have done something about it... But this... device... I mean... WHY?! Are our hands not good enough anymore? We need to shove our dicks into the computers USB port now? I guess its the ultimate birth control... aside from the obvious pills out there... anal sex... oral sex... pulling out... waiting for the right one... watching porn online... Yeah... really no other options but my USB input now I guess.

Seriously upon second review... WHAT THE FUCK!

That is all! I cant go on. My USB ports... all 8 of them are calling me! Woo! One for every day of the week and twice on... well today!

PS: WTF?!

AaRLs Comic Episode 056 - Indecision

Finally... an SG sighting! But at what cost to Alexis' father? Stay reading my friends!

AaRLs Weekly Rant - Episode 002

\Second week of the weekly rant... Common Sense Needed!
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\There is now talk of next year during the Black Friday sales that stores will not even close starting... WEDNESDAY! In New York anyway. Are you fucking kidding me? Back years ago, when I worked retail. I had to be in @ 3a Friday to be ready for a 4a open. OK thats fine. I can understand one day a year we "go nuts" and do that. What I dont understand, like this year, is some stores opened at 10pm Thursday night and had "hourly" sales all through the night on different items. So you had to be there at a certain time to get it at a certain price. My question is this. Who the hell is going to work these shifts and more importantly... WHY would you work them?
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\Its funny me to me because now with the Internet, the same sales are online by Monday anyway and with free shipping. Best Buy for example had over 95% of the same sales Friday as they did Monday. So why the getting their at noon time Thursday for a midnight opening to get the SAME deals online just 3 days later? So I can get a "free" $10 accessory in trade for stupidity and violence? You can keep it! Many other stores here offered the EXACT same sales and even printed it in the ads. But still people rush the doors, push and shove. Even fight and threaten lives for what? A video game? A TV? Last year, some poor employee @ Walmart here (sorry SG) got bum rushed when he opened the doors and got killed by the brainless stampede of people. This is where common sense is needed. I say "Black Friday" should become an INTERNET ONLY THING starting Friday night to Monday night. Plain and simple!
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\Now I know nothing beats actually going to the store to look at/hold/feel/ and compare in your actual hands. But hear me out. Stores release their "secret Black Friday sales ads" at the beginning of November. There not that hard to find, online or even in the store. Just have to ask the right person. Do your research BEFORE hand and see if the item(s) will be on the Internet sale. 95% they will be! And then you have nearly 4 weeks to look around without anyone else trying to rape you for that piece of clothing you have or TV. Ive never shopped in store on Black Friday or any day close to it. Ive waited till Monday with the Internet Sales and have gotten every thing on my list... except of course those 10 dollar ear buds that I wouldve gotten free had I waited in line for 12 plus hours! Oh but wait... limit 5 per store and no rain checks!
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Comic characters who are idiots

James Gordon is an idiot. I had this thought while reading some Batman stories, the latest I read was Hush where a retired Gordon talks to Batman about not killing the Joker. He talks about how Batman (who's got the Joker by the throat) should think about this and that and how he wouldn't let the dark knight kill him when he shot his daughter or his wife. This part gave me pause because I read Killing Joke and No Man's Land. In Killing Joke Gordon tells batman to catch the Joker "by the book"....HELLO!!! Batman is a vigilante, a hero, but a vigilante. And regardless he ends up punching the Joker in the face anyway. How's that by the book PLUS Batman didn't say, "I'm gonna kill Joker for what he did." Then later in No Man's Land story after Joker taunts Gordon about his now dead wife Gordon NOT Batman shoots Joker in the knee. Is this fucker a hypocrite? And again, batman didn't say anything about killing Joker. He tells Batman not to kill the Joker or how he wants batman to show how they do things. My assumption of Gordon is this: He's a good cop who believes in the law but at the same time while not corrupt like his fellows he's such a damn hypocrite about the Bat it's insane by itself. Plus I'm confused whether Batman sees Gordon as a friend or simply an ally with the same goal.

Next on the table is Lex Luthor. This idiot was Dr. Evil before Dr. Evil was Dr. Evil. How many damn times are you gonna have Superman at your mercy before you just say, "I'm gonna stand here and fucking watch you die to make sure no one fucks this up." Look at the damn movies and shows! He put a chain with a chunk of kryptonite on Supes throws him in a pool then freaking leaves the room. Nice going for the master-criminal, nevermind his girl is obviously turning a new leaf since you're bombing her mother's home town. In the second movie he gets a pass....since the idiot trio who handily beat Boy-Blue to a pulp just let him fly off like idiots. But, in the latest movie he went so far as to STAB Superman with Kryptonite then throws him into the ocean. See a pattern? And I'm gonna be honest here, if my cohort threw out the most powerful weapon like that chick did and I was a heartless monster like Luthor is supposed to be, I'd of thrown her ass out and told her to get the fucking things or get left behind. Oh, but he keeps her in the chopper with him and takes off...so much for the heartless monster bit. Get him a damn cat and a lisp and all we're missing is Superman having a british accent.....

Now we get to Spider-Man, more specifically Peter Parker. 1st Parker is so much a fucking mommy's boy about his aunt it's annoying. I saw this when I used to read the books and it was getting on my nerves. 2nd there's a Spider-Man story who's name I currently forget where the Marvel Devil (also forgot his name) gives him and Mary Jane a deal, Aunt May or their marriage. Now Aunt May is dying of natural causes, she lived a good life, and it's her time to go. Mary Jane is his wife, a freaking model, and a nice piece of T&A. So obviously what does Pete do? Mr. Brainless-Dipshit fucking takes his Aunt. Oh the best part here is that Mary Jane adds a deal to this thinking the love of her life will pick their marriage. Obviously she didn't know Petey well enough to see how big a fucking douche he was. This by itself allows Pete to have his memory erase of his time with Mary Jane but she gets stuck knowing how he betrayed her love. ARE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT!!! Goddamn it all to fucking hell!!! What is wrong with this imbecile? You don't see Batman trying to make deals to bring his parents back (I doubt he would do it if given the chance honestly). Also, he has a kid with the daughter of 1 of his deadliest enemies and still has the hots for some chick in fishnets and Catwoman!!! You, Mr. Parker, are a fucking dumbshit who deserves all the punishment the Green Goblin or any of the others gave you. You are an idiot who talks big about morals then goes and stomps on the people who trust you just so you can extend the life of a woman who if she knew what you did to Mary Jane, would fucking load her purse with rocks and beat you to a bloody pulp. Gods I was pissed about Spider-Man after that 3rd movie but when I heard about this total betrayal of a character I was livid. My fucking God. Fuck you Parker. I hope Dr. Octopus goes hentai on your ass. You deserve it you moron. Fuck you, I have less morality in me plus no super powers and I KNOW I can treat a hot piece like MJ better then you. Was the sex bad or something? I can't see how but I guess it's a possibility but Christ....