OK... this comes a day early. Or should I say 'cum'?...
As Im sure with future rants, this will fall into the category of WHAT THE FUCK?!
Step One: Click here (Promise no viruses or nothing like that): WTF?!
Step Two: Read in disbelief...
Step Three: Think about it for a second...
Step Four: Shake your head...
Ah fuck the steps... or more like your USB. Are you kidding me? Has society degraded this much that this is the result? Has the Apocalypse arrived and not told anyone? Is this really 2011 way of social interaction? Have all the women in the world turned in USB receiving devices? Look, I know Japan is crazy. I can read and see things around the Net too you know... but this... this is just beyond. Look Ill be the first to admit that Ive seen my fair share of porn out there. We all have and also have done something about it... But this... device... I mean... WHY?! Are our hands not good enough anymore? We need to shove our dicks into the computers USB port now? I guess its the ultimate birth control... aside from the obvious pills out there... anal sex... oral sex... pulling out... waiting for the right one... watching porn online... Yeah... really no other options but my USB input now I guess.
Seriously upon second review... WHAT THE FUCK!
That is all! I cant go on. My USB ports... all 8 of them are calling me! Woo! One for every day of the week and twice on... well today!
PS: WTF?!
Would like to direct you to
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
That was made by an american predating the one you linked to. Yeah yeah, it's not digital, but it's the same concept. You have to understand with how Japan is though, there's 5 men to 1 woman. So taking that into consideration and the fact that their ethic is more work oriented than life oriented it's no surprise. They are after all the biggest publisher of porn in any form and all kinds of sex toys.
Yeah I guess this is the updated model of that. Pretty soon, people will start getting their PCs pregnant... Still shaking my head though at the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! You're not thinking this through. Only a person of my sanity levels can think of this. You can now "fuck" Ashe and Rikku!!! Kokhi, you can "Fuck" Selphie. I can "fuck" Yuna!!! ..............brb *puts in an order*
ReplyDeleteBest of all no kids or std's! fuck yeah man this is the wave of the future
ReplyDeletei know right lol it's not something silly, it's the FSM prepping us for FSM Heaven :D
ReplyDelete...Im just sayin... its weird but I guess so was the fleshlight some years ago. It IS the 21st century so why not have the porn updated as well. Rant rescinded. LOL! (Still weird)
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