I'd like to know when the freaking Holidays started so freaking early. The holiday season when I was a youngen didn't start till close to or after Halloween. Now, you walk into a freaking Waltard (WalMART ><) and you find a freaking 10' tall Griswald tree in lawn and garden, in feaking AUGUST!!!! K-marts have pretty lights and decorations with the Halloween stuff (wtf is that about?!?!?!). People spending $500 on stuff for gifts for 1 person, ONE PERSON....AND THOSE SAME PEOPLE AREN'T DONE SHOPPING FOR THAT PERSON?!?! Seriously?!?! And getting back to the trees, wtf is with all the colored trees? Purple trees, Pink trees, I walk through expecting to see a Charlie Brown tree somewhere. that 10' tree had me checking for a freaking squirrel.
Now lets get to the gifts, why is it parents give their 8 year old kids an iPhone or Blackberry or whatever freaking phone is out there? The freaking kid is EIGHT!!!! WHAT? THE? FUCK? What happened to getting them a Transformer or My Little Pony, or Nerf gun? Fuck Elmo. Fuck him up his fuzzy red furred ass. Don't start with that little jerk. Tickle me Elmo, Sing with me Elmo, Rub my ass with lotion Elmo.....OK i don't know about that 1 but you get the point.
Kids have turned into little bastards. "Mommy, get me this" "Daddy get me that" Know what, Fuck you. Go earn your shit. There's butt ugly Aunt Murtle, you go give her a kiss and I'll give you $5 cause you earned it......
Oh and by the way, anyone remember Thanksgiving? That time to give thanks? Those little shits should be thanking their parents for being gullible in thinking they can be responsible for a peace of technology. I mean c'mon, they can't be trusted with a credit card but we give them a freaking phone to go on the internet?!?! I'll give you this, least those phones would make anatomy or sex classes interesting if someone pulls up a Ron Jeremy video....
Now I'm done ranting *cocks Duke Nukem Shotgun* now GET OFF MAH LAWN!!!
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ReplyDeleteBack to school sales start the day after school ends here. Xmas music is already playing on the radio and in certain stores. Todays world is always about whats coming next. As soon as it hits shelves, its outdated and unwanted with in a month. Something new and better comes out. Remember a time when DVDs took nearly a year and VHS going further back to YEARS to come out? Video games get sequels year after year. People are a product of society, plain and simple. Their attention spans and that of the wind. Forever changing and varying degrees.
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