Kid: How's Mrs. Claus?
Santa: Oh ho ho ho, she's just fine, sitting at her sister's, leeching Santa of every penny cause she a bitch. Thus causing me to have to sit here and listen to little brats like you all day so I can pay the damn rent.....So, what would you like for Christmas, Tommy?
Kid: Larry.
Santa: Don't mess with me kid....
Then...
Bill: Remember what we did to that old guy last year?
Ted: Yeah, setting the fireplace to ignite like that was awesome.
Bill: Then the year we put that laxative in the cookies?
Ted: OMG that was freaking hillarious!
Bill: Yeah...odd thing I got a letter from him today.
Ted: Let's see what the old coot says lol
Letter: This year I have a machine gun ho ho ho
Bill and Ted: ._.;
more to come when I think of them
And then Bill and Ted got in their phone booth and went back in time and stopped themselves from putting laxatives in the cookies
ReplyDeleteSadly, I dont remember this at all from the movies. Man I feel old now lol!
ReplyDeletethis is just a portion of stuff that jumps into my head at work lol. wrote something else I have on my computer I should post for the hell of it. The letter was something from Die Hard tho :P
ReplyDeleteBill and Ted were the 1st names that jumped out at me while typing this out lol
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